just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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