windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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