She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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