His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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