Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
where does the pee come out of this thing
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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