You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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