found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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