And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I forgot how hot balto sounded
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I could fuck to npr.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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