yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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