I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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