I'm drive I can fine osifer
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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