we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
