Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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