By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I wear drunk well.
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