I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
This is the high leading the old right now
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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