...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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