And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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