My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
