By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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