On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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