i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Randomize
