Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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