He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
You surviving the open bar?
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the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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