The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I'm sobbing to NWA
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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