i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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