I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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