ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I could fuck to npr.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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