Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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