Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
