turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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