He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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