I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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