we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I think people are normalizing furries
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
