Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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