yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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