Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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