you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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