I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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