If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Randomize
