Just fell off a train. Bad.
I am spending my child support on dildos
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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