Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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