i don't plan on having that self control this summer
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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