Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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