So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
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