idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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