ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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