that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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