Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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