Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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