lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
